chinese horoscope

"Elegant and refined with a tendency toward being physically beautiful, Snakes are vain, high tempered, determined and often hugely successful. Though they are careful, Snakes make decisions quickly and firmly and have the knack of being in the right place at the right time and sensing a good thing when it comes their way, thus are fortunate in money matters. They are also deep thinkers who speak little though they have great wisdom. Most compatible with: Roosters and Oxen." Blue Dragon
So wrong! Vain?! Hmph. Nor am I successful, elegant, refined, beautiful or fortunate with money. I can't make a decision to save my life. I may not say much, but I'm more likely to just be thinking about the next meal...