fat?!

RipCurl rep comes in with a boxful of clothes. Louise and I have a look through. I pick up a bikini, first substantial thing I've seen in ages, says 10 which would probably do ok, half-wetsuit half bikini, wouldn't come off, wicked... anyway, I said, 'Oh, that's really cool.' Guy gives me a sidelong look and says, 'Yeah, these are the smaller sizes in here.' I don't think size 12 comes into the 'larger sizes' range, thankyouverymuchyoucheekybastard!