what to do…

Hard to know what to do on the last day before Xmas when there're only three people in the office, and none of them making any pretence at actually doing any work…so here's the list of the things I have done…

• Surf check (8am).
• Stole toast from housemate.
• Poured Malteser fudge into a tub. Didn't set. Brother won't care.
• Surfed 2-3ft clean South Fistral. Three nice waves, a few rubbish ones. Paddlefest - can't bear all the neoprene. Love the earplugs – can't hear shit but the sound of my own breathing Vader-magnified, they're uncomfortable under a hood and they're yet another thing to remember, but as I no longer have to shake my head like an inbred puppy to dislodge water every time I surface, 'tis all good.
• Entered work approx. 1 hour late and dripping. Good going.
• Popped enough pills to keep me vertical for next few hours.
• Chatted with Steve about surf.
• Swiped pair of boardies out of eBay pile.
• Refused to take part in office cleaning rampage.
• Reset tide watch.
• Checked Facebook.
• Texted Laura re: missing her in the surf and her new Adams. Not jealous. Could not stand a boyfriend who bought me a surfboard for Xmas…
• Read +1, an odd but good skate/music/stuff mag. Pinched a few ideas.
• Went to charity shop for trashy novel.
• Went to Subway for trashy food. A Veggie Delight is apparently one of the lowest fat ones they do – no shit, it's got nothing in it. Then they ask if you want any salad. Better had, hadn't I? (Serves me right for going there.)
• Updated my about page – wrong text been on there for ages.
• Checked my balance. (Jesus' birthday is expensive. As are ale fests.)
• Listened to Jason Feast rave about his new fisheye.
• Listened to Rob talk about sharks in Cape Verde.
• Brushed teeth. Subway is yuk.
• Created a page for SurfGirl website. Think am turning into a hippy.
• Wondered if the boss would let us off even five minutes early :-(
• Made a few stars.

I am the master of frittering time away.